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[alexduke]

finale de la cup en ce moment, 44eme, Chelsea 1-1 everton (Saha 2eme, drogba 20eme) dans un wembley legerement "chaud" (41oC sur la pelouse )

[alexduke]

c'est fini, victoire de chesea 2-1 grace a un but de Lampard a la 70eme. Allez Diyea, assez perdu ton temps, t'as pris assez de trophe la bas, revient a la maison maintenant, un beau mailot blanc t'attends

[JC2MARS]

ET Ancelotti nommé entraineur, beau week-end pour Chelsea

[EL MAGNIFICO]

Chants of the season

Robinho on the bus goes round and round."
Man City fans celebrate Robinho's shopping trip on the bus.

"Knight fever, Knight fever - he knows where the goal is."
Rushden supporters serenade Leon Knight, to the tune of the Bee Gees' Night Fever. Sadly it was good-Knight soon afterwards when the striker was sacked.

"He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane."
Liverpool salute their short-stay striker.

"John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew."
Villa fans to their striker after he was caught visiting a gentlemen's club.

"Chu-rch, whoah-oh-oh, Chu-rch, whoah-oh-oh,
His name suggests he's holy, he's gonna beat your goalie!"
On-loan striker Simon Church is heralded by the Leyton Orient faithful.

"Leighton Baines - I bet you think this song is about you."
Everton fans, to the tune of You're So Vain by Carly Simon.

"There's only one Vince Grella, ella, ella, hey, hey, hey."
Heard at Blackburn-Wigan to the tune of Umbrella by Rihanna.

"C.A.M.P.O!"
Ipswich fans to Ivan Campo, to the tune of Ottawan's D.I.S.C.O.

"Don't you wish your midfield had Kompany?"
Man City fans serenade Vincent Kompany, to the tune of the Pussycat Dolls' Don't Cha.

"Dimi, Dimi, Dimi, Dimi, Konstantopoulos - he swam away, to Cardiff bay."
Cardiff fans salute their on-loan goalkeeper, to the tune of Karma Chameleon.

"Viva Da Silva, Viva Da Silva, when they're on the pitch, we don't know which is which, Viva da Silva!"
Man Utd supporters on the debut of Fabio da Silva, twin brother of Rafael.

"Your car's too fast for you!"
Derby fans to Ronaldo before the Carling Cup semi-final second leg - days after he had totalled his Ferrari.

"Get your mascot off the pitch!"
AFC Hornchurch fans to Peterborough's pint-sized midfielder Dean Keates.

Poached eggs
The yolk was on Kirk

"Shall we poach an egg for you?"
Aberdeen supporters to Rangers defender Kirk Broadfoot, injured when an egg exploded in his microwave.

"Tom Davis whoah-oh-oh,
Tom Davis whoah-oh-oh,
He's better than Zidane,
He's got a perma-tan."
Sung by AFC Wimbledon fans to the bronzed Tom Davis.

"When the ball hits your head and you sit in row Z, that's Zamora!"
Heard at Bolton v Fulham to the tune of 'That's Amore'.

"Speroni, whoah-oh-oh,
Speroni, whoah-oh-oh
He's got a ponytail,
His name is like an ale."
Crystal Palace fans to keeper Julian Speroni.

"For he's a jolly good Vela!"
Arsenal fans salute Carlos Vela at the Emirates.

"Fahey's a jolly good fellow."
Birmingham fans at Doncaster, in honour of midfielder Keith Fahey.

"He's going green in a minute!"
Sang at Arsenal v Porto whenever Porto's Hulk touched the ball.

"We love our Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny,
Baldy Headed Warren Feeney."
Northern Ireland fans, to the tune of Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.

"Where's your hair at?"
Basement Jaxx adaptation for Djibril Cisse, heard at Man City v Sunderland.

"Whoh-oh Theo Walcott, Theo, Theo Walcott. He's an Englishman at Arsenal."
Arsenal fans to the tune of Sting's Englishman In New York.

"Allan, Allan McGregor, he couldn't handle his Stella!"
To the tune of Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band. Sung by Scotland supporters in the pub after the Iceland game, when MacGregor was banned for drinking.

"Dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum, Car-los Cueller,
Dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum, deed-dum, Car-los Cueller,
He's 6ft 3 with curly hair, and goofy teeth but we don't care,
He's Carlos Cueller, the Villa centre-half!"
To the tune of the animals went in two-by-two.

[Magneto]

EL MAGNIFICO, T'as oublié ça :

Queen – Beyehemian Rhapsody

"Is this Habib Beye?
Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a poor team,
No escape to a victory,
Open your eyes,
Sack Dennis Wise and see
Were just a poor team, Beye needs some quality,
Because he’s left footed, right footed,
With a pen, with his head,
Any way the Beye scores, doesn’t really matter to me,
To me.

Habib, just skinned a man,
Put the ball between his legs,
Ran round him left him for dead.
Habibs game has just begun,
But Cacapa’s gone and thrown it all away.

Habib!!! Oooohh!!!
Didn’t mean to make us lose,
If he’s at the back again this time the next game,
Just carry on, carry on, cos we all love you Habib.

Habib, your time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Cos I’m sure you’ll be just fine.
Goodbye, Steven Carr, you’ve got to go,
Gotta leave you far behind where you belong.

Habib!!! Oooohh!!! (anywhere the ball goes)
I’m not gunna lie,
I sometimes wish that you had been bought before.

I see a little overweight Irish man,
Steven Carr, Steven Carr will you lose a few pounds now.
Oba’s quick as lightning, very very frightening me.
Habib Beyo, Habib Beyo,
Habib Beyo, Habib Beyo
Habib Beyo finisho-magnifico.

But we’re just a poor team, nobody buys us,
He’s just a right-back from a poor country,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Ashley in, the window, please don’t let him go,
Like Milner, no, we will not let him go – let him go
Like Milner, we will not let him go – let him go
Like Milner, we will not let him go – let him go
We will not let him go – let him go
We will not let him go – let him go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Habib Beya, Habib Beya, Habib Beya, please don’t go
Sam Allardyce, bought a player for the captaincy, for me, for me.

So you think you can skin him and whip in a cross,
I don’t think you will beat him ‘cos he is the boss.
Oooohh Beye!!! Can’t do this to Beye!!!
He’ll knock you out, he’ll knock you right out of here.

Habib really matters,
Everyone can see,
Habib really matters, Habib really matters,
To me

Anywhere the ball goes…"

[EL MAGNIFICO]

je ne suis pas fan des parisiens moi

[EL MAGNIFICO]

l'Angleterre des - de 21 ans a pris le bouillon pas les Allemands 4-0

Germany U21: Neuer, Beck, Howedes, Boateng, Boenisch, Hummels, Johnson, Castro, Khedira, Ozil, Wagner.

Subs: Fromlowitz, Aogo, Ebert, Marin, Schwaab, Grote, Adlung, Ben-Hatira, Schmelzer, Ede, Sippel.

l'allemagne va ressembler de + en + au beur blanc noir des l'edf
y a de l'espagnol du ghanéensdu nigeria bien sur des turques un iranien(Ashkan Dejagah) du bosniaque (Kučuković)du polonais du tunisien Änis Ben-Hatira et Khedira serbe pour marin

[Rados38]

EL MAGNIFICO, ils ont une belle équipe l'Allemagne. En plus ils ont gagné en moins de 19 et moins de 17 cette année.

Leur n°10 est pas mal du tout : Ozil ...


Sinon le petit (qui est grand) Kučuković n'était pas sélectionné, c'est un jeune qui a été recruté par Grenoble, mais il est jamais rentré, doit pas être si bon que ca ...